Thursday, June 4, 2009

Update on Ronan, in a nut (I mean not a nut because he's allergic) shell...

1.  The man of little words is stringing together sentences.  I asked him to come over to me so I could change his stinky butt and he said, "wait a second momma."  Uhhh, okay, I guess I'll just have to wait.

2.  He still hits.  I hate it and I don't know what to do about it. I am clueless and nothing I do is working...

3.  He told his first lie last week.  He goes to feeding therapy every week to help him with his textures.  Last week, Ryan took him.  He was having a tough time, not wanting to do anything and clinging to Ryan.  BUT, when I asked him what he did with Miss Janet (the therapist), he said without a pause, "my put my hand in applesauce, momma."  His nose is growing as we speak.

4.  He now calls his scooter a "cooter" and I can't help but laugh everytime I hear it.  

5.  He threw a hairbrush and it hit me in the mouth.  It hurts and now my lip is swollen.  For a split second, I wanted to walk out of the house and never come back, but then an hour later, sitting at the dinner table, Ronan broke out into opera and I'm still here...laughing.

6.  He screams like a girl.  It hurts and doesn't sound as pretty as Mariah Carey's belches.

7.  He asks to look at his poop in his diaper.  I think it's disgusting, he thinks it's "gwoss."  Why he does it, I'll  never know.  

8.  He says I look like a "Pwincess" in my wedding pictures.  Makes up for my anger during #5.

9.  He thinks it's funny when anyone pretends to get hurt.  Ryan pretends to run into a door, he laughs.  Riley pretends to slap herself in the face, he laughs.  Not sure if it's something I need to worry about.  

10.  And now, he loves 'hide and seek.'  And I love scaring the crap out of him when I hide and he seeks.  Probably traumatizing him, but I freaking love hearing him scream and run away. LOL.


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