So last night, I was in the shower and Riley was sitting on the potty in my bathroom. As I was shampooing, this is the conversation we had:
Riley: Momma, one of your butt hairs is on the floor.
Me: (repulsed!) No, Riley, it's not mommy's.
Riley: Oh, then it must be daddy's....eyelash.
Me: (laughing silently) Yes, it's his eyelash.
I was dying. Dying. I could not stop laughing, but I didn't want her to think I was laughing at her. So, when I came out and she said, "why are you smiling like that? All goofy..." I said, "oh, momma is just happy to have had the chance to take a shower today."
It was so innocent. But hysterical. And slightly gross. I guess that means I need to go clean the bathroom a bit.
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