Riley is a funny little chick. She entertains us and we laugh -- although she doesn't like that we laugh AT her and not WITH her...
Here is a funny Riley quote of the day:
"I'm doing free massages. You just have to pay me in Disney Dollars. I can massage arms, feet, shoulders, backs, and legs. Daddy, I can give you a massage for free, since it's for Father's Day. You can still give me Disney Dollars, though."
And Riley's joke for the day, as she tells it:
(She's told us this joke several times and every time, it's funny.)
"There was this kid who said he wanted to be a hawk, so he jumped off a cliff and became a hawk. Then there was another kid who wanted to be an eagle, so he jumped off a cliff and became an eagle. The last kid jumped off the cliff and said 'oh crap' and he became a piece of crap!"
(Now, apparently there is a non-G-rated version of this joke, but the fact that this child still remembers it cracks us up.)
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