Me: Hey Riley, did you know that the Victoria's Secret fashion show was on last night when you were sleeping?
Riley: Awesome! Uhhhh, what's a fashion show?
Me: It's when these girls come out and model the latest fashions for a certain designer or store.
Riley: Cool. Were you in it?
Me: No, Riley, I wasn't. I was home watching it.
Riley: (Silent and staring at me like I had three heads.)
Okay, so let's just rewind and evaluate this conversation. Me, in a fashion show? Ha ha. And not just any fashion show, a VS one. Right. I mean, I guess it IS feasible...if I were like 9 inches taller, 25 pounds lighter, had abs that weren't in the shape of Michelob Ultra beer bottles and could walk in heels on glittery gravel in front of millions of people. It's not completely unrealistic.
I know y'all are laughing right now.
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